patchwork satellite

recycled space junk

old dog learns one weird trick


I am learning CSS and WordPress theme-omancy, finally. So while my aesthetic remains “what if the 80s and 90s got drunk and had a fight in a bowling alley,” at least I’m not still coding like it’s 1999.

Not all of the page templates are done yet, so please excuse the absolute state of the galleries, etc., until I’ve dragged them kicking and screaming into 2019. Also please ignore any kicking and screaming noises you might hear from the backend. (That’s just me trying to catch up on 20+ years’ worth of webdesign innovation with a text editor and a lot of trial and error.)

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spring memeing

I dunno, make up your own cutesy spring-cleaning-themed blog post title, I guess? I got nothin’.

DIY puns aside, a few things that were previously borked on here should be more or less unborkified now. Galleries are updated and I fixed some broken links on the fan pages (someday I will learn how to code without falling back on circa-1999 jury-rigged amateur text editor HTML, but today is not that day and tomorrow is probably not it either).

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I’m birthday?

As of yesterday I am somehow, inexplicably, 32 years old. *sad confetti*

I also recently got a job in a bookstore as the

Anyway, this year’s Inktober junk is up.

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nothing to see here (no, really)

… but in the interest of possibly maybe someday attempting professional work (or more commissions, whatevs), I made a portfolio page with some of the less embarrassing junk from the other galleries so it looks like I actually know what I’m doing. (Don’t) tell your friends!

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back on my bull … stuff

New junk in the galleries + random Xenosaga fanfic? What year is it? Still 2017? Aw, crap. -_-

Anyway, not sure how my WordPress layout got borked so that the post and page text was showing up microscopic, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t always like that. I’ve attempted to reverse-engineer it back to normal via my extremely limited knowledge of CSS formatting. Lemme know if I managed to break something else in the process.

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