UM HEY THIS SITE LOOKS DIFFERENT?

I am learning CSS and WordPress theme-omancy, finally. So while my aesthetic remains “what if the 80s and 90s got drunk and had a fight in a bowling alley,” at least I’m not still coding like it’s 1999.

Not all of the page templates are done yet, so please excuse the absolute state of the galleries, etc., until I’ve dragged them kicking and screaming into 2019. Also please ignore any kicking and screaming noises you might hear from the backend. (That’s just me trying to catch up on 20+ years’ worth of webdesign innovation with a text editor and a lot of trial and error.)